Ok, I have cleaned it up for the title but you are no doubt aware of the saying “As rare as rocking horse shit”.
Well I have come across a spoof web site offering to sell 25 gram polythene bags of what they describe as “genuine Rocking Horse Shit”.
Take a look for yourself on the Totally Stupid Gifts site. The picture they show looks suspiciously like wood shavings!
Other items on the Totally Stupid Gifts web site include “Hen’s Teeth” and “The Self Emptying Motorbike Ashtray”.